9th
Give me an AK-47 and a machete and I’ll be good to go.
I’LL BE GOOD TO GO, BITCH.

P.S. I was Rochelle for halloween.

Combine:
- 1 2/3 cups Flour
- 1 1/2 cups Sugar
- 1 tsp Baking Soda
- 3/4 tsp Salt
- 1/4 tsp Baking Powder
- 1/2 tsp Cloves
- 1/2 tsp Nutmeg
- 1/2 tsp Cinnamon
Combine:
- 1 cup Canned Pumpkin
- 2 Eggs
- 1/2 cup Water
- 1/2 cup Oil
Add the wet and dry mixtures together.
Add 1 cup Mini Chocolate Chips.
Fill muffin cups half full and bake for 20-25 minutes at 350F.
And then prepare to have your face blown the fuck off by these tasty muffins.
Seriously… I’m considering using these to blow up zombies instead of nades.
By the way, if you read the word “combine” and thought of The Combine from HL2, then you are a dork and I love you.

I used to be in the boycott group… And now I have pre-ordered the game.
No zombie is safe from Zombie Alice.
Congratulations to my hero and former lover(jk) Milla Jovovich who got married this weekend.
I do believe this calls for a Resident Evil movie marathon.
WHO’S WITH ME?!!??
